- March 12th, 2008
- Filed under Horticulture
Let’s all give a warm welcome to IMA’s newest blogger, a fabulous horticulturalist, Irvin Etienne!
It is certainly a bit hard to believe I am writing for the IMA Blog. My more technology savvy friends are slightly shocked. I read Meg’s entry about email. Junior high? Lord have mercy. When I was in junior high I don’t think our school owned a computer. So let’s just say I am not up on cutting edge technology. And that’s okay. My purpose is to bring you info on the horticulture side of the IMA, the truly green side, the natural world. I hope to keep you updated on happenings in our own backyard, occasionally the world’s backyard, and once in awhile my backyard. So here we go, one giant blog leap for horticulturekind.
Spring is such a fickle wench. On a Sunday she’s all pouty lips and swaying hips with warm moist breezes blowing sweet promises of swelling buds and rising sap. By Tuesday she’s throwing ice water on my horticultural genitals. Such is our relationship. I’ve been disappointed before. I’ve been hurt much more before – sometimes instead of ice water you get an army boot. Lucky me. Last year we had 80 degree days followed by a week in the 20’s. Didn’t the plants just love that? All those tender soft green tree leaves turned to brown crispy dust like you find in the bottom of the toaster. Perennials, awake early from the long
The witchhazels (Hamamelis sp.) start in February, sometimes January. Their spidery yellow, orange, and red flowers are often fragrant as well. They do a bit of performance art based on the weather. On cold cloudy days the petals remain curled tightly. On a sunny or warm day they unfurl like miniature strips of crepe paper. It’s a delight to find them on a cold sunny winter day when walking through the gardens.
Strolling through Oldfields will allow one to chance upon the Snowdrops (Galanthus nivalis).
I remember one February afternoon lying on the dried gray and tan leaves studying the small emerald tipped petals when much to my surprise a bee come to visit it as well. It was one of those “Where the hell did that come from?” moments. The hellebores likewise bloom this time of year. Helleborus x hybridus blooms white and multiple shades of pink most of the time.
However, reds, yellows, apricots and even blacks are available. Helleborus foetidus (stinking or bear’s foot hellebore) has stalks of chartreuse blooms a foot high and more.
Striking foliage makes it a great year round plant but I love the way some blooms wear a touch of red lipstick.
All of these are easy to grow in our little corner of mid-America.
As I finish this posting the trees and shrubs are encased in a truly beautiful coating of ice. They are not hurt. Fortunately we didn’t get too much here. It won’t be long before they start pushing new growth. I hope Mother Nature doesn’t bitch-slap them back to January.

















March 12th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Brilliant! I laughed so hard I cried.
March 13th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Hee hee hee!
I think they’ll keep ya.
“Helebore”?? Tell me that wasn’t you.
March 13th, 2008 at 9:56 am
wenches, pouty lips and horticultural genitals…spring never sounded so sexy. irvin you’re a naughty little horticulturist, yes you are!
March 14th, 2008 at 9:27 am
You have been my hero in the gardens and now in print! I can’t wait for your next…
March 14th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Paul, it was my me. I always get confused on Hellebore. Your protoge Jim called me out first.
March 14th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Whoops, I’m so dippy with this blog thing. Should of covered all of you all at once. Meg, thank you so kindly. Sarah, wait for my eXpose on plants in bondage. Your reply makes me so happy. Robin, thanks for staying on the trip with me for so long. Rememer when it was Giggle Box, Tenderloin, and Tyrone taking on the Horticultural world? Shhh, maybe we should keep that as our little secret.
March 26th, 2008 at 6:24 am
Irvin-
Great article. Makes me want to go out and plant something with a nice sounding name… something like Digitaria sanguinalis- that sounds great!
Aren’t the intarwebs great? Pictures, too!!
-s
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:52 am
Are you sure you want to spend time on this blog…I think you should write a book! Thank you for brightening the day. I was moved to print this entry and paste it into my garden notebook – a true honor.
April 7th, 2008 at 8:13 am
Sundeep,your comment on plant names reminded me of a garden design I’ve had in my head for quite some time. A fabulously large bed of Clitoria ternatea twining through Rubus cockburnianus ‘Aurea’. The incredible blue flowers of the butterfly pea shown off perfectly by the golden yellow foliage of the raspberry. Between clumps of these two I would add groupings of Amorphophallus rivieri ‘Konjac’ with it’s palm-like leaves and beautifully variegated stem. Nature in all its glory!
Mary – I’m waiting for a couple more people to die before writing the book. You understand I’m sure.
April 8th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Hi Irvin!!! Happy Spring!!!
Hilary suggested I write to you here. By the way, you are PERFECT for this blog!!! We love your wealth of information and your humor is unstoppable!! You should write books!!!
My questions…
Where can I find great tropicals?? Giant, 6 to 8 ft. cannas with beautiful color?? Also, gorgeous dalias?? And, is it too early to plant my elephant ears bulbs and calla lilies tubers??
Would love to help you this summer..what time do you start picking flowers?? any other jobs? Pls. give me the day and times. I’m very busy with my flute this summer and traveling but my heart is at the IMA if I have any time at all.
Take care!
Lainie
April 9th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Hi Lainie, happy spring to you as well. Thanks for the lovely words. I will call you very soon about possible volunteer opportunities (if your schedule allows, I know).
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Oh Irvin, you make me smile!!! I just have to remember to not laugh out loud when I read stuff like this in class.
April 28th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Pattie. Pattie, Pattie, Pattie. You know I raised you better than that.